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What you should know
Hello thar, dudes and dudettes
My name is Weronika, I'm 16 and I live in small town near Czestochowa in Poland. I'm on deviantart since 2009, you can know me as ~szafira, ~WeraSamoZlo or ~dihydroksyftalofenon, but this account is my personal success. Thanks to this site I taught how to draw and I met a lot of awesome ppl, so I think I'm glad with it.
..but also if you don't know me, you are a happy and lucky person.

What you don't want to know
- My life is 40% music, 40% drawing and 20% watching nonsense movies
- I draw digital and traditional, but I enjoy digital more
- I like drawing almost everything, but I focus on machines and small animals
- I like creating new things and concepts
- I'm cheerful pessimist
- Staying at home with friends is the best plan for holidays
- I love ugly, underrated animals, I'm fascinated with them
- I'm freaking scared of dogs and horses
- ..I scary also babies with my face..
- ..and I hate babies
- I totally prefer electronic music, my fave is electro house, progressive house and drum n bass
- I'm interested in biology, medicine and chemistry; I want to be a forensic doc
- I like horrors, along with historical/criminological movies they're the only thing I watch on TV
- Always I'm trying to be nice but not always it results
- I like baking cakes, really
- I love sports, especially snowboarding, cycling, swimming and running
- I have no patience to everything
- I hate most of popular things
- I hate all the girly shit, neckties and fedoras ftw
- You won't see me without bandanna or fluffy hoodie, I wear them almost all the time
- I'm obsessed with my appearance
- Rats make awesome pets
- As you can notice, I adore all kinds of birds
- I cannot live without my ipod, bike and phone
- I like people with whom I can talk about nothing for many hours
- I appreciate every comment at my page and/or drawings
- I hate facebook
- I hate teens who act like adults, I want to punch them in the face with chair
- ..I hate teens in general
- I'm very hysterical and weepy when I'm upset ;__;
- Sometimes my dreams scare people
- For some time I'm interested in history, it's not boring at all for me
- I also like school, have I mentioned I'm weird?
- When I see an old, loving couple I'm like melting
- ..but when I see teens or pre-teens licking themselves.. YOU'RE 14 SO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT LOVE
and the most important thing you should remember:
- DoN ' t Write To Me LiKe ThIiisssSS . ! or I'll destroy you with my laser

My -sonas
- Fursona - white lab rat with pink eyes (they give her a bit.. stoned look ), big ears, usually wearing a red bandanna on neck, black shirt and converses. She loves parties, especially the knife ones.
- Ponysona - grayish earth pony with blondish mane, wearing a black fedora hat and red bandanna as a scarf. Unsympathetic.
- Feathersona - hyperactive cooper's hawk, pretty nice and trying to be kind.
- Mechsona - Noname, Potatolady, Lady Potato, Różowe Ścierwo, Kartoflanka, call her as you want - small, pink AI robot built by unknown sciencist from broken iPod in project just for fun; one day she escaped from labs and decided t live freely. Now here doesn't exist a thing what couldn't upset her, but as neutral character she is totally harmless - only sometimes she annoys others. Sometimes in this case means always. When Noname is bored, she likes to organize monthly anti-everything action - for example driving around in her bass cannon while blasting some music, singing, dancing and trying to destroy the world. Also telling unfunny jokes is her main weapon.

My original characters
My OCs live in three different times and lands. First I'm going to introduce bird characters that are living on little island Birdterra, where is no civilization left.
- IN PROGRESS
- Vincenzia